I used to work in a place that seemed to pride itself in its philosophical diversity, and I overheard this conversation take place between to middle aged, female co-workers in the cubicle directly across from mine:
Born Again: I've noticed that people don't read many religious books around here (meaning Utah).
Mormon: Oh, that's silly. I read religious books all the time.
Born Again: Really? Like what?
Mormon: Well, I just finished the Da Vinci Code.
Thank you, Mr. Brown, for being there in a pinch. Without you, we might actually have to open a book with religious substance to impress our co-workers.
