There's a treatment for that

So, I really like my soon to be step mother and I liked her even more after this conversation:

Cathy: So, do you remember that coconut that Dallas brought home from Hawaii?

Me: I think so

Cathy: Well he decided to break it open, on my counter

Me: On your counter?

Cathy: Yes! He took the hammer and just started banging on it. And you know what he did? He banged off pieces of my counter.

Me: He banged off pieces of your counter?

Cathy: Yes, I came home and there were chips and chunks of it all over the place so now the center of my counter is all dented and rough.

Me: You know there is a treatment for that.

Cathy: I know he really needs treatment. He is driving me crazy.

Me: No, no. I meant a treatment for the counter.